SquawkEm HawkEm

This ULM squad sure has been tough to watch over the last few weeks! The close losses to Troy and Middle Tennessee demonstrate both our Warhawks potential and our shortcomings.

I thought we’d pull out the victory against those jerks from MTSU, even after they gained the early lead. Kinsmon Lancaster once again proved to us why he’s “Mr. Offense for the Warhawks” by gaining 328 yard of total offense. He had that costly interception but his two touchdowns were fan-freaking-tastic! It’s guys like him that are going to soon bring the Warhawks to the forefront of SunBelt football (America’s most underrated conference!!) and keep us competitive against ALL opponents.

Our offense is competitive but just needs to stop making boneheaded mistakes! Lancaster’s interception was no good for momentum and neither was that dadgummed fumble!

As far as defense is concerned, we are pretty good at not giving up the big plays, but teams like Middle Tennessee can just nickel and dime their way against us. We need better conditioned defenders, both physically and mentally!

Speaking of opponents, this week our beloved Warhawks are going up against the Ole Miss Rebels (who I’m going to call the Ole PISS Webbils from here on out, maybe). I’m really looking forward to this game! Being as how I grew up an LSU fan, I really can’t stand anything about Ole Miss. Their fans are lazy and fat, the Grove is muddy and stinky, their stadium is puny compared to Neyland or Death Valley, and their students are nothing more than a bunch of lawyer’s kids with really bad coke problems (and no, I’m not talking about the soft drink *wink*). They’re so stinking arrogant it makes me want to vomit!

Let’s get them Webbils just like we rolled the Tide last year!!!!

SQUAWK SQUAWK MF’ER!