Thursday, November 13, 2008

Why I hate Ole PISS!

I’m super duper pumped about the upcoming Ole Miss game, and here’s why!

I grew up an LSU fan. I can remember back in the 1990’s when the Tigers weren’t all that good and Ole Miss was in it’s typical mediocre state. They would send all 10 of their fans down to Baton Rouge and they were just the rudest, snobbiest people EVER!!! They loved rubbin’ your face in it when you lost and they would just be so stuck up to everyone around them. If you’ld ever visit Oxford (or OxFART!) you’ll see what I’m talking about. I mean it’s just another poor little town in the rural South and they act like it’s some sort of luxury resort or something with their stupid stores and they all drive around in BMW’s like we’re in Europe or something. What a joke. It’s just a bunch of spoiled trust fund babies who are going to grow up and join their daddy’s law firm some day but in the mean time they’re going to do a lot of drugs and get STDs from their girls.

And another thing, they all talk about how hot their girls are but they’re not that hot! Monroe, LA has some great looking girls that I wouldn’t trade for those Ole Miss hags in a heartbeat!!!

All they do is sit around all day in their frat houses and drink shitty beer while listening to Dave Matthews before playing golf with all of their frat buddies. It’s stupid and it’s not a real college experience.

Also, my biggest problem with Ole PISS is how racist they are! I mean they wave confederate flags and play Dixie at their games and they jump around all like a bunch of hicks whenever that damn song is played by the band. I’m surprised they actually show up to cheer on a team which is made up of all kinds of people who aren’t WASPy rich kids because they’re all intolerant bigots!


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

so you have something against Frats?

Anonymous said...

What about the Frat Guys at ULM??

Squawk Em Hawk Em said...

Oh man guys in frats at ULM aren't so bad. I mean they'll let you party with them and they'll be really friendly to you even if you're not in the Greek system. I'm not in a frat but I still get treated with respect by people who are on our campus which is something you don't get at Ole Miss.

Squawk Em Hawk Em said...

And that's because at Ole Miss they're all a bunch of titty-baby daddy's boys! HA!

Anonymous said...

Sir you are ignorant and uneducated.

Anonymous said...

When was the last time you actually came to an Ole Miss game?

We haven't waved the Confederate Flag at games since the mid 90's.


Oxford> Monroe

Anonymous said...

you're a fucking moron.

Anonymous said...

Blog fail.

Anonymous said...

59 - 0

no wonder you don't like Oxford.